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Apr 22, 2014 / 2 notes

Found a free lesson site that teaches Arabic. The first sentence of the first lesson is: “In this lesson we will learn the Arabic Alphabet, insha’Allah”

Thanks for the confidence there, guys.

As a general rule, sitcoms annoy me.
Harrison
Apr 22, 2014
My balls have never been this blue in their entire life
Hunter
Apr 21, 2014 / 2 notes
Andrew has plenty of things he could stick up his butt. My penis, first and foremost.
Apr 20, 2014 / 3 notes
Apr 20, 2014 / 833 notes

mikroeinaitomatisou:

But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him… 

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I love swamp people.
Mitch’s aunt
Apr 20, 2014
Apr 19, 2014 / 15,267 notes
I don’t want to get raped by a dog
Brandon
Apr 17, 2014
I usually only yell at two kinds of people; Indians and black people.
Andrew
Apr 17, 2014 / 1 note
stoneofthehapless:

The Witch-King at Minas Morgul; art by Alan Lee
From the book Tolkien’s Ring by David Day.
Apr 17, 2014 / 6,543 notes

stoneofthehapless:

The Witch-King at Minas Morgul; art by Alan Lee

From the book Tolkien’s Ring by David Day.

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There’s a machine farting through the wall.
Harrison
Apr 17, 2014
Apr 16, 2014 / 9,437 notes

bobbycaputo:

Surreal Photos of A Frozen Venice

Art director Robert Jahns has created a series of surrealistic photos of Venice by combining photos of Italy by Luis Manuel Osorio Fernando with photos of frozen lakes in Russia by Daniel Kordan. Robert Jahns wanted to show how the Venice Canal would look like if it was frozen by the winter.

(via wilwheaton)